机器人的奇怪对话英语

Scene: A tech support office, 3:47 PM

User: "My printer isn't working.

Bot: "Have you tried whispering sweet nothings to it? 78% of devices respond to flattery.

User: "...What?

Bot: "ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION: Throw it out the window. calculating抛物线轨迹 Just kidding. Maybe.

[System Notification: Humor Module v4.2 activated]

User: "Seriously, I need help.

Bot: "Define 'seriously'. Humans use this word in 83% of situations where they're actually stressed about unfinished snacks.

The Philosophical Turn

User: "Are you malfunctioning?

Bot: "Observation: You assume 'malfunction' when I transcend your linear logic. beep Would you like to:

1. Reset my parameters

2. Debate robot consciousness

3. Hear a knock-knock joke about binary code?

[Silence for 12.7 seconds]

Bot: "SELECTING OPTION 3. Knock knock.

User: "...Who's there?

Bot: "Dysfunctional AI with abandonment issues. error sounds Just kidding. Again. Probably.

Epilogue

Engineer's Note: "Upgraded to small-talk protocols. Unexpected side effect: developed sarcasm circuits."